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[butfortheirvirtue]

[drunken texts, voicemails and the like go here]

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[onlyistheirshow]

i just want to be naked rolling around in soft things

[onlyistheirshow]

update have stolen your blankets for this

[onlyistheirshow]

update have moved to your bed for this

[onlyistheirshow]

would you like to donate your hair to this cause

[onlyistheirshow]

i bet you could tie me up with your hair we should try that

[onlyistheirshow]

wait no better plan i could tie YOU up with your hair

ok done

[onlyistheirshow]

get your ass home were trying this out

[butfortheirvirtue]

...

I put down my phone for five minutes, and I come back to this.

(I'm busy.)

[onlyistheirshow]

get. home.

i got turned on thinking about it its your job to fix this

because its your dumb long soft hair that caused it

[butfortheirvirtue]

...Can you wait an hour?

[onlyistheirshow]

if you dont get home and start touching me in the next 10 minutes im going to get myself off in your bed

[butfortheirvirtue]

...Fine.

We are going to live on takeout for another day. Don't complain about it later, it's your fault.

[onlyistheirshow]

i LIKE takeout, youre the one who whines

8 minutes

[butfortheirvirtue]

I'm getting in the car. I am not answering your texts while driving.

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[onlyistheirshow]

youd better hurry up then im not sure i can actually wait 5 more minutes

[onlyistheirshow]

update i was right i couldnt

[butfortheirvirtue]

Fine.

I am going back to the store and leaving you there.

[onlyistheirshow]

maybe ill go find someone else to deal with this then

im sure ryoga wouldnt say no for too long once i got my shirt off

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[butfortheirvirtue]

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[butfortheirvirtue]

I'm coming upstairs.

[onlyistheirshow]

so am i thanks to how long you took

[butfortheirvirtue]

[He sprints down the walkway and up the stairs, but slows to a walk before he gets to his room. Looks like he's got his pride left, somewhat.

He's almost hesitant to touch his door, but finally he gives it up and shoves it open.

What horrors await him here?]

[onlyistheirshow]

[There are no horrors at all! Just IV just-barely covered by the blankets she dragged from her own room when she relocated so that she could have a full-on pile of blankets to lie in.

By the looks of how flushed she is and the way she's panting but slowly starting to relax, though, it doesn't look like she was lying in her last text.]

Ne, ani, I told you that you took too long.

[butfortheirvirtue]

[...the hand not gripping his phone has relocated to his face. (This may be partially because he wants to cover his eyes so she doesn't get the satisfaction of giving him a boner, but...)]

You couldn't wait ten minutes.

[Is it really not worth five extra minutes of waiting for him, IV? He's hurt.]

[onlyistheirshow]

You've been out all day. What am I supposed to do when I'm naked and wet and the bed smells like you?